wanderp:

I can’t tell which is a better OTP: Kelly and Brownies or Kelly and Bento.

Why can’t there be a one-true-three-way?

matertua:

sirturkeyhammer:

matertua:

lightemup2chainz:

matertua:

iforgetwhy:

tumblr user matertua is a cutie face and you should follow them

ya

i heard she likes smelly butts

ya

i hear she’s a homewrecker

ya

I hear she’s made of candy cane bits and bubble gum.

tumbledore-:

barefootrainbaby:

astrodidact:

Seems legit…

LOLOLOLOLOL

Cause of death: Laughter.

But if we don’t, what will Jesus watch while he masturbates?

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter


The utensils have no eyes.Just saying.

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

The utensils have no eyes.

Just saying.

heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting 

image

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

Not to mention their cloud hats and the birds who saw the whole thing yet said nothing.

collegehumor:

You Did Not Submit a Research Paper
Hey, at least he got a D for effort.

collegehumor:

You Did Not Submit a Research Paper

Hey, at least he got a D for effort.